1. nothinbutmaggotybread:

    when i see a cute boy

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  2. earloffabulousness:

    When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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  3. dangerouspoetry:

you want this bag u piece of shit

    dangerouspoetry:

    you want this bag u piece of shit

    (Source: flopculturewhore, via somethingdavie)

     
  4. bikinipowerbottom:

    this video becomes so relevant every summer

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  7. slayboybunny:

    dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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  8. thesugarhole:

    if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

    (Source: thesugarhole, via page-404-not-found)

     
  9. homonomo:

    my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

    (Source: plr2, via beyoncevevo)

     
  10. sherlocksmyth:

    sherlocksmyth:

    one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

    when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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