1. expels:

    my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

    (Source: expels, via tyleroakley)

  2. Tina about her leather pants

    (Source: onewhoknocknocks, via feynificent)


     tina fey 

  3. benvenutoailmioblog:

    First date like



    (via milesjai)


     miles jai 

  4. illkim:

    *squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

    (via illkim)

  5. (Source: popcrimes, via sandrayourqueen)


     nicki minaj  anaconda  lsp  lumpy space princess  adventure time 

  6. (Source: intensional, via beyoncevevo)

  7. Don’t you dare
    Shrink yourself
    For someone else’s comfort -
    Do not become small
    For people who refuse to grow.
    — m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2.   (via saintofsass)

    (via pillowpartition)

  9. Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened every day and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.
    — Kalyn RoseAnne, (x)

    (Source: quotethat, via wingatebalatow)

  10. themano:

    six seconds that defined a generation

    (Source: incognegroo, via whatsher-face)