May 2013
May 20th
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May 19th
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detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
May 19th
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May 19th
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bobbryars: If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy
May 19th
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May 19th
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cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 
May 19th
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jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks
May 19th
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May 18th
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WatchWatch
i will always reblog this.
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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2 tags
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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4 tags
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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“Check your lipstick before you come and talk to me.”
– Sylvia Plath (via fakeville)
May 14th
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edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
May 12th
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sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
May 12th
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May 12th
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ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
May 12th
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1 tag
May 11th
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chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
May 10th
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fatwink: sometimes i just look at people that say they’re straight and i’m just like
May 10th
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May 10th
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“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
May 10th
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May 10th
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ostracizedpoodle: i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr
May 8th
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“But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.”
– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via glorious—headfuck)
May 8th
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bigstupidbaby: there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no
May 8th
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May 8th
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humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
May 8th
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lameborghini: will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
May 8th
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cosmo sex tip #669
allaboardthekevintran: when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
May 8th
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