detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
bobbryars: If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks
i will always reblog this.
Check your lipstick before you come and talk to me.– Sylvia Plath (via fakeville)
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
fatwink: sometimes i just look at people that say they’re straight and i’m just like
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
ostracizedpoodle: i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr
But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via glorious—headfuck)
bigstupidbaby: there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
lameborghini: will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
cosmo sex tip #669
allaboardthekevintran: when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”